dad and mom
treat or trick
josh and drake
cheese and mac
stop that thank you
jelly and peanut butter
George and Fred
white and black
Juliet and Romeo
This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr
The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order
spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
"Honey have you… tried not being a magical girl?"
Thats actually a really pretty outfit. … I would wear that
scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this
That’s the nicest thing I’ve seen today.
imagine being that one guy who broke an 11 hour kindness chain
they were talking about this on the radio today actually. the guy did it because he didn’t think it was actual spontaneous kindness so much as peer pressure
MY MOST INSANE AND UNBELIEVABLE SHINY HATCH EVER! So just before i went to bed last night i decided to start hatching Phantump eggs but the VERY FIRST EGG I HATCHED WAS FUCKING SHINY! I shit you not. One. Egg.
Shiny Trevenant looks amazing because it looks like it’s ready for Autumn and shiny Phantump is just plain adorable. Proud of this hatch.
It’s a cute little thing though.
Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted marshmallows.
My boss once described them as flying pillows filled with seething hatred.
Further confirming that owls are the avian equivalent of cats.